You voted to Make America Great Again. Are these the things you meant?
April 18, 2025
If you were some kind of twisted Dr. Frankestein, and you could animate a pile of restaurant food waste, a couple vape pens, a bottle of cheap whiskey, and Kid Rock’s back catalog, would you get something more intelligent than Rep. Lauren Boebert? Y’all need to look up the word “kakistocracy.”
April 18, 2025
Without piling on - I have family in Western North Carolina - but, what the hell did you think was going to happen when you voted for Trump? It’s not like VP Harris came twice to the area to reaffirm her commitment to helping the region recover. You voted for the guy who said he was going to… I dunno… get rid of FEMA?
April 10, 2025
What is frightened and weak-willed? Donald J. Trump is. What a chump?
April 09, 2025
I’m beginning to think that when they talk about their love of 1776, what they mean is that we need to go back to that time. We need to die from those diseases, too. So, RFK Jr. is going to kill us with measles, eh? Sounds great.
April 07, 2025
President Donald J. Trump’s Health & Human Services Secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr, has joined the Cavity Creeps. If you’re wondering about the long-term effects of removing it from our drinking water, you can learn what fluoride does.